April 2010
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Today's Not-Noble Motivation (Vanity)
(or… How My Devil is Helping Me Lose Weight) because I like prancing around in front of the mirror in tight jeans or cute panties because I like being able to walk around naked when someone is in the room. (by someone, yall know I mean a date) because I like making an entrance when I look good, not because I can’t fit through the door and bump into a million people because...
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'Talk Myself Into It' Blog...
So Yooves, what are you doing, today, huh? Making a difference, or just treading water? erm… I already did an upper body ST workout and 30 minutes of cardio… so… treading water, eh? SLACKER!!! why are you such a mean teeny cheerleader? why are you such a lazy wimp? what now? I kinda miss my manipulative little devil compared to you… lol lol You...
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What I am NOT doing this week...
I don’t feel ready or happy or motivated or excited or even challenged when it comes to my half marathon this weekend. I just feel sick, pressured, stressed, and doomed because of a challenge I placed on my own shoulders. This weekend, a bunch of friends were sitting around telling me how awesome it is to run in these big crowds because people all along the sidelines, strangers, cheer...
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WEEKEND WARRIORS!
We dread the weekend sometimes. We know there will times when we can just lay around for hours instead of doing the workout we know we should. Or eat all that tempting food throughout the day. Always being in a room with easy access to a fridge or fast food or delivery. No work to distract us, or spark at our fingertips, minimized between Outlook and Quickbooks. Dear Diet Gods please let me...
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YO SELF!
oi! Yoovie! You seriously need to finish April @ 195. No really, I ain’t playing around. You can’t lose 3.5 lbs in 2 weeks? Even with a half marathon next weekend? Then something is wrong. Time to stop playing tortoise for a minute and make like the hare. Then go back to slow, but you need a healthy loss to keep that fueled up feeling to roar into May. AMIRITE? So! 1. This...
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My Catch22 of Motivation = Progress = Motivation
*that^ is a picture from sparkpeople. When I see a difference, a change, a step forward, it motivates me to work harder, be better, try even more. But I can’t make a difference unless I am motivated to do so. But I can’t get motivated if I feel like I’m not making any difference. This is the bane of weightloss that leads to my plateaus. I’m plateauing again- but I...
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Dear Evening Workout,
Please believe that, although your brother, Morning Workout, gets all the love- almost universally, you are sincerely loved by me. I may cancel our dates, but you never do. I may be tired or hesitant, but you never rush me. You don’t mind meeting me late at night or just before bed (but without that booty-call feeling). You let me start slow and build my momentum. You provide prime time...